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I'M NOT DEAD!!

<sup>R U L E S:

1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.

S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?
FEMALE CANADA LOL? 'CUZ I'M CANADIAN LOL?
But tomboyish and lazy personality like me plz :3

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?
what no

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?
no

4. You would...
no

5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?
what no

6. You would be most afraid of...
Uhhh...I dunno Russia?

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).
K.

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?
Who knows D:

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?
I dunno who I'd hate a lot ._.

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...
no

12. And your love rival would be...
wat no

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).
no

14. Your best friend?
Canada? :3

15. What about your daily punching bag?
omg no that's too cruel ;_;

16. And your drinking buddy would be...
lol underage drinking for me??

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?
........

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)
no

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.
NO

20. And exactly how did this come about...?
no

21. You get caught by...
fdsfdas

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).
...

23. Who would your mother be? Father?
what I dunno

24. Siblings?
CANADA CAN BE MY BRO PLZ? :3

25. Soap Opera Time!

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr)

.....gasp??

S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?
Italy 'cuz he's funny and Canada 'cuz...HE'S AWESOME :3

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?
Errr...dunno??

3. Your favorite pairing?
CHINA X A PANDA *shot*
None durrhurr

4. Your rival ship?
huh

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).
Sealand lolol.

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?
CANADAAAAA.
And hell yes :3

7. Why?
'cuz. He's awesome. like I said before.

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?
Axis Powers

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
what

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
Y-YES ;_;

S E C T I O N T H R E E:
I am 28% Hetalia fan.
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [x]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [ ]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. [ ]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [ ]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ]

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x] (LULZ. My current icon...lol)

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [ ]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. []

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [ ]

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [ ]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [ ]

16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [ ]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [ ]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [ ]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [ ]

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [ ]

21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [ ]

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [x] (I'M LISTENING TO ITALY'S RIGHT NOW WTF)

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [ ]

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]


S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.

Do you still remember your character from section one?
yes? o.o

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
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1. Axis Powers.
/no comment

2. Italy.
Yes, pasta. :3

3. Germany.
TOO SRS D:

4. Japan.
Ummm I dunno??

5. China.
LOL ARU

6. Hero.
HERO = AMERICA

7. TSUNDERE.
..?

8. Yaoi.
NO
GET IT AWAY

9. Frying pan.
GASP!

10. Austria.
Piano

11. Pastaaaa~
YES GIMME PLZ? :3

12. Magic!
YES.

13. Tell me a story.
NO

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!
Tea!
get it away

15. France
pedo D:

16. America.
HERO

17. Sealand.
tiny

18. Switzerland.
gun

19. Belarus.
awesome

20. Russia.
VODKAAAAaaaaa

21. Random Country.
Canada plz

22. Shinatty.
what

23. Allied Forces.
hamburger

24. Matthew.
Erm...CANADA RIGHT?

25. Prussia.
NIYO NIYO


S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin
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1. First, let's start with your name!
Spinni.

2. How enthusiastic are you in answering this meme?
I'm bored. But hey at least this is entertaining me.

3. Do you make any Hetalia fanworks, or just write impressions?
No

4. Fanartist? Ficcer?
Fanartist I guess. The only fanart I drew is my Hetalia OC British Columbia and a Mochi (in my photobucket acc lol)

5. How long have you known 'Kitayume'?
wat?

6. How long have you known 'Hetalia'?
Few months ago.

7. What part of 'Hetalia' did you read first?
I dunno. XD

8. What was your impressions back then?
/no impression

9. How does it hold up to your thoughts on world history?
Makes me interested a bit.. ._.

10. Do you now want to take another world history class?
Dunno

I. On Main Chapters
11. Who is your top favourite character? Choose one.
Italy.

12. Wherefore do you like him/her? Count the ways.
'cuz he's funny :3

13. Gush to us your love for said character?
I dun love him.
But uhhh
PASSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

14. More?
Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa

15. Yes? Then go ahead!
pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

16. What's your favourite strip in which this character appears?
Dunno o~o

17. Which scene?
ffff

18. Any strip ever caused you to scream out loud? Which?
I never scream anymore.

19. How did the scream go, exactly?
ghjf

20. Do you have any 'event' you want to see? (Historical relevance not necessary)
Dunno. ANYTHING WITH MOAR CANADA PLZ?

21. What characters do you want to see in said event(s)?
Canada plz

22. Do you have new character you wish would appear?
Nah, Canada being there is good enough :3

23. What do you think the Axis (Honda, Ludwig, Feliciano) is like as a group?
AWESOME.

24. The Axis lost the war, but do you think they have any qualities that you'd go 'well, if it's THIS, then they pwn the Allies'?

wat

25. What do you think the Allies (Alfred, Arthur, Francis, China, Ivan) is like as a group?
LESS AWESOME THAN THE AXIS lolol.

26. The Allies won the war, but do you think they have any qualities that you'd go 'well, they aren't just good at warfare but pwn THIS, too!'?
what

27. What do you think about the Baltic States (Eduard, Raivis, Toris) and Feliks?
Poor Baltic Provinces. ;_; /refuses to call them states
And who's Feliks lol..?

28. What do you about the Habsburg Group (Roderich, Elizabeth-neesan, Boss Antonio and Flunky Lovino)?
kewl?

29. Canon hasn't mentioned it yet, but about the Holy Roman Empire...
JOIN ME ITALY, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!!!

30. What do you think about the characters who desperately need more screentime (Rome-jijii, Vash, Maple, etc.)?
CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA
PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
;_; PLZZZZZZZZZZ

II. On Top Spots and Pwnsomes
Who...
31. ...is the best shot with guns?
Switzerland of course lol

32. ...pwns when given a sword?
Japan

33. ...can make a weapon out of just anything?
Hmm...I dunno

34. ...kicks asses when fighting barehanded?
Not sure lol?

35. ...would still fail even when given a nuclear weapon?
ITALY OF COURSE :3

36. ...IS INHUMANLY STRONG WTF LOL.
I dunno D:

37. ...has "a smile" as an ultimate weapon?
Dunno lol?

38. ..."tears"?
what

39. ..."pheromone"?
Pheromone? o_O

40. ....would win in a drinking contest?
Russia. /vodkaaaa

41. ...can't hold his/her liquor?
dunno

42. ...has Olympian reflexes?
o__o;

43. ...would vomit blood if put to run for 2 meters? (bad physique, weak constitution)
Lol I dunno.

44. ...sings like a pro?
ITALY
/marukaitechikyuu

45. ...causes birds to drop from the sky by singing?
LOLWUT?! o__o

III. On shipping lanes...er, preferences
(If shipping squicks you, go ahead to point 96.)

46. First things first : do you like shipping these people?


47. How much?


48. Created your own head canon for them?


49. Ready?


50. Who's the King of the Tops?


51. And who's Queen of the Bottom?


52. One True Pairing?


53. What's the most squee-able thing about these two?


54. Do you mind if your OTP switches *ahem* vertical positioning?


55. How do you think their romance would begin?


56. How far along is their relationship, in your head canon?


57. Two-sided love? One-sided?


58. Is their relationship a secret, or does the whole world know about it?


59. Can you imagine these two doing less-than-innocent things?


60. Let's be honest : Bring on the NC-17!?


61. Okay with BDSM?


62. Do you like 'tragic romance' or 'forbidden love' flavourings?


63. Bring on the love polygons! Or not?


64. Can you imagine your pairing being sugary sweet tooth-rotting insulin-requesting to the max?


65. Who rules the house, Mr. Husband or Mrs. Wife/Mr. Wife Analogue?


IV. Bring Your Ship, We're On Situational Waters

66. If the situation makes them fight each other, what happens?


67. The person on the right side of the pairing equation is so angry he/she's over the verge of tears. What do you think happened?


68. On the flip side, when would the other person feel like crying, too? (Reason is up to your own interpretation.)


69. The two are having a complete disagreement! What would the reason be?


70. If their relation comes out in the open, who would be uncomfortable with or unaccepting of it?


71. And who would cheer them on?


72. Does the top talk about his romantic headaches with anyone? If so, who's the marriage counselor?


73. Same question, for the bottom?


74. The mood's perfect...but someone actually saw them! Who would that person be?


75. When they realized this, what is the top's reaction?


76. And the bottom's?


77. What about the poor unfortunate eyewitness?


78. What would be the eyewitness' fate? Should we start praying for his/her poor unlucky soul?


79. Both of them are completely exhausted! What do you think happened?


80. Look, they seem really, really happy. Now why would that be?


VII. How to be Biased, or, Picking Ships for War


81. Who's the more possessive person in your ship?

82. Who realized his/her feelings first?


83. Confession. Who ended up doing it first?


84. If they have a fight, who apologizes first?


85. If that fight turns into a brawl, who lands the first blow?


86. Who's more childishly willful?


87. Whose expression of love is more passionate/intense?


88. Who enjoys teasing the other person more?


89. In all meanings of the word, who's more honest with his/her feelings?


90. Who relies more on the fact that he/she is loved?


91. Who's more of a pushover to the other's requests?


92. Who has more headaches overall?


93. Normally, who comes to his/her partner's house more?


94. When push comes to shove, who's faster to act?


95. Disregarding their position as countries, who's the stronger person?


VIII. Finale
96. What is the biggest change in you ever since meeting 'Kitayume' or 'Hetalia'?
I wanna learn more about countries >_>

97. Are you happy to have met 'Hetalia' or 'Kitayume'?
yes

98. Do you think you'd continue to love 'Hetalia' or 'Kitayume'?
Yes? :3

99. Thank you for sticking with us for this long!
K.

100. Lastly, shout something in the direction of New York!
No, I won't >_></sup>

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